7: Boa Hancock
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Luffy/Sanji)
O.o Yes. Yes I have. Yes. It was actually pretty good. One of those pollen fics.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Shanks)
Well.. Yah. Totally. ^^ He was the first truly hot character to show up in OP, 'cause Luffy wasn't growed up yet. ^^
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Garp, Zoro)
Zoro would sleep... lots. Luffy would be traumatized... Sanji would be glad that it wasn't him. Everyone else would be wondering how the hell?!?! And Garp might hope for a daughter for once. (I would almost want to read this... if someone could write believable Garp/Zoro...)
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Ben)
Sadly, no.........Wait. Yes? Maybe?? I kinda want to write one. It'll be titled "The Grand Misadventures of Ben and Shanks".... Yep. One day.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?? (Aokiji/Luffy)
Uhm. Dear god. I don't know.
Luffy: He does the cool ICE THINGY!
Uhm... Yikes. Luffy... might be a bit of a slut in this? v.v'
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?? (Robin/Ben or Robin/Smoker)
Wow, het. Uhm... Robin/Smoker. And the world would implode, because that's actually kinda hot. ^^'
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Boa Hancock, Aokiji/Garp)
The world would not end. She might turn them into stone. She might watch. She might sigh and walk away, wishing that they would at least lock the freaking doors. ^^
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Nami/Smoker)
Nami hadn't meant to get involved with him. She was just there, spying for Arlong. Little did she know what Arlong was planning for Roguetown, and the East Blue's main entrance to the Grand Line... All that stood in his way was the man she was slowly becoming obsessed with.
You know, I could almost write that... ^^' So dramatic...
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Ace/Zoro)
Fluff? Nooooo. Not fluff. There is Ace/Zoro out there, but it is totally not fluffy. Smexy, but not fluffy.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Boa Hancock/Garp)
*brain melts* Gaaaaaaaaah....
Aaaaaaaaaahhhh.... Uuuhhhrmmm... *dies in confusion* Well shit.
"Stone Love"??? O.o'
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Shanks/Ace)
ZOMG!! That would... totally actually disturbingly maybe work??
Ace wanted to know how it worked. Shanks had always made himself available to answer the boy's questions, and when Ace grew a little more curious than he should, Shanks took the opportunity, knowing it was better him than anyone else.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Nami)
Yes. I don't usually. Occasionally I can't help it though.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Sanji)
Yes. Not surprising. He's a very uuuuuuuuuuuused character.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Aokiji/Shanks/Robin)
O.o Ehrm. I doubt it. I would read it though. It would be... interesting. ^^'
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Smoker)
Depends on what kind of passion. I picture him as the silent!orgasm type.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Zoro)
"Pieces", or maybe "Last Resort"? lol
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Ace/Luffy/Garp)
Seriously. Do I even have to say it? Fine, I will.
Incest. Crazy. Ds. Spontaneous collapse of the universe. Manipulation from higher powers... Uhmm...
Oddly enough, that fell too perfectly. It's kinda creepy.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Smoker/Aokiji)
"Ice cubes?" *raised brow*
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Robin)
Probably around when I was eyeballing all of those pollen fics...
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Luffy)
*shifty eyes* Fighting? Blood?
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Sanji/Ben)
O.o' Uhm... Wow. Uhm. Probably. Very very drunkenly. O.o' It would be hot?
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Nami/Boa Hancock)
Ehr... Nami. Uhm... And if it weren't for Luffy, Boa Hancock would have been lesbian anyway... ^^'
24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Ace and Boa Hancock are in a happy relationship until Boa Hancock suddenly runs off with Shanks (O.o'). Ace, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sanji and a brief unhappy affair with Garp (*chokes on own tongue*), then follows the wise advice of Robin and finds true love with Nami...
I don't know what to say about that. I personally think Luffy would kill Ace in the end... if Ace didn't kill himself first.
What title would you give this fic?
"Ace is Confused as Hell"
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Boa Hancock/Zoro)
Uhm... I have... no idea. I just can't see it... because Boa Hancock is totally in love with Luffy and Zoro... is mostly asexual, except where certain cooks and pirates are concerned. ^^