1. Have you ever seen a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Yuna/Auron)
I do not think that I have. I’m sure they’re out there, but I really don’t want to see them...
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Paine)
Of course. She’s very hot. And she wears leather oh so very well.
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Seymour, Lulu)
Wakka would castrate Seymour, then remove his head. In fact, if it had happened early enough, Seymour’s biatchiness would be less of an issue. (Het impregnation? What’s the world coming to? It’s a woman, pregnant?!?)
4. Can you recall any fics about 9? (Wakka)
Fics with him, yes, about him, no.
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Gippal,Yuna)
Oddly enough, this is somewhat canon. Gippal totally hits on Yuna when they first meet. But I don’t think they’d make that good of a couple.
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Tidus/Wakka or Tidus/Khimari)
Tidus /Wakka. If only so that both parties belong to the same species.... But then again.... Maybe the blue fuzzy guy has something going for him….
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Rikku, Gippal/Seymour)
I think Rikku would scream. Lots. Then possibly laugh hysterically. Then she’d tell Yuna that there’s no way she’s marrying that guy.
8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. (Nooj/Khimari)
*sweats lots* Uhm.... Uhm..... Oh dear. I don’t think I can do it.
*sweats more* *can’t do it*
9. Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff? (Baralai/Lulu)
Uhm. I don’t think so. The likelihood of those two getting together seems... low. Very low.
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt comfort fic. (Rikku/Seymour)
O.o (Why do I do this to myself??) Uhm... “Into the Depths”???
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Paine/Baralai)
Uhmmm.... Hmmm... A little hurt comfort back when they were in Crimson Squad? They were young enough to be virgins. BTW, I’m getting a lot of het here...?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Nooj)
Possibly. Nooj het is canon.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Auron)
Totally. Auron’s awesome. If no one else’ll do it, I will!
14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Gippal/Paine/Tidus)
MAYBE.... If they know FFX, they might. Maybe. It would be... awfully weird, though.
15. What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion? (Khimari)
*doesn’t want to know*
16. If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you choose? (Lulu)
“Break Me”, or maybe “Heart of Glass”
17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Baralai/Yuna/Seymour)
Mild het? Girl getting two guys? Seymour? Uhmm... This is not the worst of these that I’ve seen.
18. What might be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2? (Khimari, Gippal)
Khimari? Talking? To someone he doesn’t know??? Honestly, he’d probably just grunt a little. Maybe suggestively.
19. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Tidus)
This past week. It was my own writing of course.
20. What’s 6’s super secret kink? (Yuna)
She really likes... all of Lulu’s belts. REALLY likes them.
21. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Auron/Wakka)
No. Not even Drunk. Not even so sloshed that he can’t see straight.
22. If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Nooj/Rikku)
23. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs away with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Baralai and Rikku are in a happy relationship until Rikku suddenly runs away with Paine. Baralai, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Auron and a brief unhappy affair with Seymour, then follows the advice of Tidus and finds true love with Nooj.
What title would you give this fic?
O.o’ “Baralai’s Segue to Nooj”??? *is more than mildly horrified, of course*
24. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Rikku/Lulu)
Oddly enough… I wouldn’t be terribly surprised. lol